#the brainrot i have for this show is immeasurable

[grimalkhiindi]

Here, take this.

[clegfly]

Woo, it’s about time I made one of these… *cracks knuckles*

MORE ABOUT ME!!!!

HIIII!!!! My name is clegfly, or just cleg!!!! I’m an artist/ writer / professional paint drying critic/j. I’m just a silly person doing silly things, don’t mind me. I use they/them pronouns and I am aroace!!!

LIKES

BULLET POINTS BULLET POINTS BULLET POI

Pancakes. All day. All the time. Everywhere, anywhere. Pancakes

That goes for bacon too

JELLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!1!1!1!

Why are these all foods what else do I like uhhhh

Warm. And cosy bed. And fire. And all that stuff

OLD COMPUTER AESTHETIC!!!!!! N64!!! WINDOWS XP!!!! ALL THAT SHIT

Bugs in theory

PLANTS

MUSICAL THEATRE

Graphic novels

Video games… ough my beloveds

Books

Okay now this is too long

Oops

Sorry

JELLYFISH JELLYFISH JELLYFISH

The ocean full stop actually

In theory

CHINCHILLAS

Uh

Yapping

Analysis

DISLIKES

anything on my DNI >:((((

Bugs in practice

Sport

Exercise

I’m literally hero omori

Commitment

Stress

Internet drama

Anyone who gatekeeps like. Anything.

INTERESTS???

All day every day, baby.

MAINS

OMORI- main interest as apparent by one peek at my blog… The brainrot is immeasurable and everlasting. Send help. It’s been almost four years. I love this game, its characters, story, EVERYTHING so fucking much. I’m like a billion pounds in debt to it also. I will be homeless but at least I will have my big ass heromari collection.

PMMM/ Madoka Magica- my favourite show! Consisting purely of sparkles and sunshine!!!! Why are you crying??? I’m sure not!!!!

DDLC/ Doki Doki Literature Club- another favourite of mine!!! I see a well-written cast of characters I deeply relate to go through extreme horrific horror beyond any of their comprehensions and I’m SOLD!!!

Coraline- the horrors are all consuming, but at least it’s both a visual and extremely well-written treat!!!!

TADC/ the amazing digital circus- won’t lie, watched this show when the pilot dropped and LOVED it, but forgot about it after a while as it didn’t stick with me. Then episode three came out and I’m now reduced to a blubbering mess whose brain is now significantly comprised of two fictional chess pieces. What happened? I don’t know. Send even more help.

LITTLE GUYS THAT HURT MY BRAIN SOMETIMES

Petscop

Fnaf

BATIM/ bendy and the ink machine

BSD

Deltarune

Undertale

Hawaii: Part II

SUBJECT TO CHANGE BECAUSE IM PROBABLY FORGETTING LIKE 20 AND ALSO HAVE LIKE 20 STILL TO DISCOVER

HOBBIES?!2!2!

Ya!!!! :D

Art

The main thing I do on my silly little page!!

…in which the art is mostly unfinished doodles… but that’s okay!!!! We ball anyway

YOU CAN SEND THE CLEG REQUESTS!!!!! ALL DAY ANY DAY UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE!!!! Do not expect premium quality though lmao. (And also nothing related to DNI. Shouldn’t have to say this but. Uh. Yeah)

You cannot yet commission the cleg :(

Writing

Currently on a writing hiatus and have been for a little while (5 MONRHS WHAT) but… i do!!!! That!!!! Aka I write fan fiction AGH

Mostly. Heromari stuff. Actually all heromari stuff. I think I have one fic that isn’t heromari and it’s one I co-authored I love them your honour…

Yeah

DNI

Bit of a bummer, but I gotta set my boundaries to keep the weirdos out!! That being said, do NOT interact with my blog whatsoever if you:

Are a shotacon, lolicon, proshipper, pedo, etc etc etc. (yucky. Yuck yuck yuck. Fuck off)

Are homophobic

Are transphobic

Are aphobic/ arophobic (why. Why are you even still here)

Queerphobic in general actually get OUT!!!!

Actively shit on any of my main interests. Like ACTIVELY go out of your way to tell me how bad it is (what. What is the point. Just go)

NSFW is on thin ice but I will likely just block the tag if you post about it... however PLEASE keep it away from me I am very sex repulsed and WILL block you ON SIGHT!!!

Are racist/ xenophobic

There is likely LOTS more I’m forgetting so I will update this later… also just saying I reserve the right to block ANYONE no matter if you fit into this criteria or not. If I don’t vibe with you I will politely block you and look the other way!!! No theatrics required

Anyway with all the negative stuff out of the way… I really hope you enjoy my blog!!! I’m just here to have fun honestly and express my ideas and passions and work on a little page of the internet so!!!! Hope you have fun too!!!! :D

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

This is just me rambling and stuff, and this is the only way i could get out my monty brainrot and a little bit of yves brainworm out of my head, but just ignore it if it's cringe or too insane

I think with the way Yves would take care of me thoroughly and know me so well would unsettle me at times, but ultimately it would probably cement his place as a comforting and caring platonic partner in my head 😭😭 cause i know i would be thinking like "oh! He's so inspiring! I think he's the perfect role model for how i should take care of myself and love the people close to me ^^" <- absolutely missing the point and every romantic gesture i would misunderstand (what lacking romantic experience does to a mf) as something he does with other ppl, even though i would imagine that he's barely seen with anyone else than his darling :'); or maybe he would account for the fact that i misunderstand things? But i have a feeling that he would catch on to the fact that I'm a bit of a blockhead

Imo i think that i would choose Monty over Yves, despite everything that he did for me; maybe because he's done so much for me, i would probably feel immeasurably guilty even if he does say he likes doing it and personally, the power imbalance in both his material and physical qualities as well as the lack of vulnerability would intimidate me 🫠🫠 errr in a way, Monty I love so much because of how loving, protective and accepting he is, he's got characteristics that are close to my type!! (might also be the fact that to some extent, he can be controlled :3); he's endearingly trying his best and flopping a lot, but at least he listens to valid criticism 🥰🥰 he's... Cute... And maybe because of the food too, since receiving and giving food is a big sign of love for me <3 His messiness is a bit of a charm to me, because personally it takes a lot of guts and vulnerability to show someone how messy you are physically and mentally, or well, maybe its pity over the depression mess 😔 One thing i want to know is if he'll ever get immune to his darling's romantic and sexual advances and throw it right back similarly? Or is still gonna be giggling and kicking his feet on the bed over it? And i wonder how his reaction would be towards a darling that starts off meek and quiet, but gets more dominant and pursues him as well? Man, i want this guy pegged <3 And to get him pregnant <3 I want to give him backshots that make him better or worse :3

Anyway, this is also a way of grieving over not choosing Monty over Cyprus 😔 because i read Cyprus first before Monty and i regret picking him for the poll 🤧 but, I'm looking forward to any potential Monty content and how this silly guy locks in or flop <3

Boy oh boy do I have the ask for you

Thanks for the ramble anon it was a good read 👍

Well Yves does act accordingly to your personality. If you are pretty clueless BUT would accept him as your ONLY romantic partner for life, he would be extremely straightforward, cutting to the chase and be clear in what he wants the relationship to be (it was exhibited in Best and Worst of Both worlds)

But if he predicts that you will reject him or eventually cheat on him later in the relationship despite all the measures to stop you from doing so, he will remain platonic. And his prediction model is horrifyingly accurate. Mans will even reject YOU if he knows you can't keep it in your pants 💔

Oh yeah if it's vulnerability you're looking for Yves is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT the man you're looking for homie 😭 he is THE fort knox of mental illness, you can (almost) never catch him lacking and is always locking in while Monty is human

Literally Yves isn't actually human anymore

Here are other pieces of writing that has monty in it, idk if you seen them yet but it was all clumped together with Yves's MASSIVE sections

What makes Monty wanna fuck you (the lower half of this post is just Yves waffles)

Montgomery as a dad (scroll to like half of it to skip Yves's part)

Yves isn't necessarily okay with being only a platonic yandere

[withloveajaxx]

i will love you unconditionally

✧ genre: childe, diluc, kazuha, and xiao x gn! reader fluff

✧ warnings: none

✧ summary: how the genshin boys show their unconditional love for you.

✧ note: damn tiktok rlly do always be starting fluffy brainrot. i still have requests to do but i didn't want all this brainrot to fade so please forgive me :"D. anyways, i hope you enjoy these hcs either way. tis a little break from all the requests i've been posting hehe.

CHILDE

as we all know, being a fatui harbinger hinders childe from spending all the time he wants with you.

his field of work demands his attention from the ass crack of dawn all the way to the wee hours of the night.

he hates having to leave while your still peacefully curled up beside him in bed. it hurts him to know that he needs to leave you so often.

so childe shows his love for you through little notes or letters.

in the mornings he's not there, you'll find a little sticky note placed on the bathroom mirror that reads, "good morning, beautiful ;))"

or when your about to leave for you own work, you'll find another little note on the door saying, "have a great day today, babe. love ya <3"

especially during times he has long grueling missions in lands far away, you'll always find his familiar hand writing in the form of long letters.

ocasionally there will be little trinkets shipped along with the letters as well, claiming that they reminded him of you.

he knows it's hard dating someone who spends so much time away from you. he can only hope these notes and letters convey just how much you mean to him.

of course, however, if he has the time you bet he's cuddling, kissing, and going out with you every minute of the day.

DILUC

diluc is aware that he's a man of little words, often being straightforward whenever he talks to anyone.

thus, he shows his love through small touches that has your heart melting from the burning love of his gestures.

earlier on in your relationship especially, he's quite shy to verbally confess just how much he loves you.

he wishes his gentle affection is enough of a hint as to his unconditional fondness for you.

he'll place his hand atop the dining table, palm face up and open as a silent invitation for you to hold them.

if you're busy with something he'll shyly snake his hands around your figure and plant the softest kiss onto your cheek.

even when your sleeping, unaware and unfeeling to his affection, he still makes an effort to exhibit his love for in the form of an embrace.

his hand comes up to tenderly hold the back of your head, tucking it closer into his chest.

he'll stare blearily at your peaceful features until his eyes can no longer fight the heaviness of sleep then plant a kiss to your forehead.

even when he can already utter the words "i love you" to you, there's nothing more reassuring and loving than his homely touch.

KAZUHA

kazuha is a man who is skillful and colorful with his words and phrasing since he is a poet after all.

he can take the simplest of things and weave them into beautiful proses and poems all to show his immeasurable love for you.

sometimes he'll venture out, wander throughout terrains and stumble across the most stunning views of teyvat.

he'll take the beauty of any view or place and tries, to the best of his abilities, transform it into words to describe you.

even in things he loves that are common, ordinary, he'll always find a special meaning in them to relate to you.

of course, he's showed some of these poems to you, but there are so many other you are unaware of.

despite the calm wave of confidence he exudes, he fears his words and descriptions aren't nearly enough to capture the entire essence of your beauty and wonder.

even so, he reveals these poems to you in some way by gently reciting them.

often times he would mutter the words into the wind at night as you slowly fall asleep. he'd still recite some of them if you request him to do so though.

either way, kazuha translates this immense feeling for you through the magic of words. all he can do is hope it's enough.

XIAO

xiao is always a little scared of touching you or staying with you for too long, in fear that his karmic debt would taint you in some way.

given that he's quite hestiant with intimacy, xiao shows his love for you through pretty items and trinkets he manages to pick up along his way.

even though he won't admit it, you're always on his mind whenever you aren't together.

his sharp eyes catch things that he finds useful or visibly appealing when he surveys some areas of liyue.

immediately, he'll think of you, wondering if you'll appreciate this kind of gift for him, if you'll ever use it or even keep it.

he knows he still has difficulty expressing his affection for you in words and actions and he's horribly guilty about that.

so he figures a gift or trinket here and there would reassure you of his love for you.

sometimes he'll leave a perfectly bloomed arrangement of flowers on your desk. or sometimes you'll find new little trinkets around your room here and there.

if he's bold enough on certain days, he gives the gift to you directly. there's a tint of red on his cheeks and he can barely hold eye contact with you, but he holds out his little gift to you either way as he mutters, "here, it's for you. just take it."

he's still incredibly shy, continuously working on ways to physically and verbally show you how much he cherishes you. until his confidence grows and his fears disappear, he wishes his gifts will somehow suffice.

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[shiplessoceans]

I am a 34 yr old pansexual woman and I don't bother my parents with talk about it. They love me regardless but I never talk about queer stuff because I figure it will be awkward for them.

Well this show. This pirate show. Has completely overtaken me and made me feel ...I dunno, accepted? Seen? Respected?

And I was on the phone with my mum today and I finally just brought it up and talked about the biggest thing in my life today which is the brainrot I have for this show. And I gave a full education session on queerbaiting and representation vs objectification and designated spaces and all of it.

And my mum was like 'why can't it just be that gay people exist and it's not an issue?" And she listened to me and we discussed examples of queerbaiting and David Jenkins interview where he talked about Butch and Sundance being basically a romance story with a scene missing. And she agreed 100% and mentioned she never understood why they always played the 'hehe bromance' off as a joke when queerness isn't a punchline. We talked about throwing random straight characters together to distract from the gay and how dissastisfying it is. I explained non-binary representation to her in a way she could better understand.

I even managed to bring up that I worried about disappointing them by being queer. She reassured me I could never disappoint her and that she wants us to be able to talk about this stuff.

Like... We talked for 2 hours, said we love each other and hung up and I immediately cried. That weight of keeping a part of myself held back is off me and I'd never realised how much it was weighing me down.

Representation matters. So much. To everyone. The difference it made in my life today is immeasurable and I'm out and comfortable with most people in my life. Imagine the young people now who can watch this and see themselves celebrated, main characters, fully formed, accepted and loved, without shame or stigma in a show that isn't just for the gays but for everyone. Magic.

[angelatsumu]

i love your posts😩

some tendou smut would be real good rn

oh, my first ask! i've been having some jealous tendou brainrot, so enjoy this.

warnings: nsfw obviously, dom!tendou, mildly exhibitionist, finger sucking/mouth fucking, thigh riding (sorta...)

this is literally the worst thing I have ever written, but i got the inspo from a blurb by @introloves so thank you dear <3

he couldn't believe his eyes, well, he could but he didn't want to. there his pretty girl was, pining and whimpering on Ushijima's arm. it was bad enough that you had begged tendou to let you visit Ushi while he was in town, but this public display of affection for someone other than himself was anger-inducing.

the pining and whimpering was really tendou's fault, as he insisted there was no better way to welcome Ushijima than to go clubbing with his two favorite people; he forgot to mention the club was a whole four blocks from your shared apartment, and now your feet throbbed in your heels. Ushijima offered his arm for you lean on and before tendou could object, you had clung to the brawny man in a heartbeat.

tendou sauntered behind the two of you, blood boiling and cheeks warming at the blatantly bratty show you were putting on. "'tori my feet hurt," you whined, never loosening your grip on Ushi's arm. Ushi smiled down at you as you nuzzled into him more, letting him carry more of your weight. "keep whining, and i'll give you somethin' to whine about," satori grit at you, and you felt your insides warm.

the distance seemed to be immeasurable to the club, and that only made you antsier. with every step you whined and complained, keening into Ushi who would stroke your hair and tell you how well you were doing--something that tendou would usually do. tendou felt his pants tightening at the thought of silencing your incessant complaining, and he felt himself growing impatient.

his restraint broke the minute you let out an exaggerated sigh at the longevity of your journey, and tendou's large hands took purchase on your wrists, yanking you into a seemingly endless alleyway. your flesh met the gritty brick wall of the adjacent building as tendou's thigh weaseled its way between your luscious thighs.

"satori wha-" he silenced you with two fingers in your mouth, mercilessly thrusting against the swell of your tongue as his eyes peered down at you without pity. "you've been a thorn in my backside all night, I figured this would shut you the fuck up." the chuckle that followed sent shivers up your spine, and you couldn't help the instinctive rutting of your hips against his thigh.

satori's eyes traced your features in the yellow street lighting, and he relished in the drool dripping from your fucked open mouth, falling into your dress with each thrust of his fingers. "oh, so quiet now, baby? is it 'cause Toshi's not here to save you, hm? he can't save you from me dumb baby, can he?" you strained to shake your head, but he took a grip on your jaw to shake it for you.

his fingers thrust violently into the wetness of your mouth as his head fell into the crook of your neck, relishing in the sensation of your drool coating his fingers. "keep it up, and i may cum like this, puppy," he scoffs at himself, tensing under the feel of your hips rutting faster against him. "oh, dumb baby wants me to cum for her? she likes the idea of her mouth making me cum like this, hm?" he forces your nod, yanking on your jaw enough to leave a bruise. you whimper as your body tenses, flashes of impending orgasm sending your body into overdrive. you let out a garbled plead as you work your hips faster against his toned thigh, and his grip on your jaw tightens.

tendou scrunches his eyes shut as he lets out breathy moans, cock spasming in his jeans at the wetness of your fucked out hole. he coats his boxers and jeans in his cum, fingers thrusting slower as he comes down from his own orgasm. his eyes flutter open as he leaves open-mouthed kisses along your ear, coaxing you into orgasming. "come on, pretty, make a mess for me." you whimper around his fingers as the coil within you snaps from the pressure, your body trembling beneath him as he steadies you with his damp hand.

you look into his eyes, tears welling in your own from the mind shattering and unexpected climax you're cumming down from, and he shoots you an adoring smile. you move to clamber off of him when he stops you, damp hand moving into his pants to gather his warm cum on his index and middle finger. satori pinches your jaw to force it open, shoving his fingers into your mouth gracelessly. your nose crinkles in disbelief as you're met with the salty flavor of his seed, and he groans breathily.

satori releases you from his grasp, a cheeky smile on his face as you take careful steps back to toshi, the burn of your heels shooting through you with each step. "I enjoyed the show," Toshi remarks sarcastically as tendou licks his fingers clean before shoving his hands back into his pockets.

[kae-karo]

Fanfic Ask Meme

Q!!

ahh hello dear!! for context (x)

Q: Do you have any discarded scenes/storylines/projects?

oooo very good question! i try to live under the philosophy of 'never say never', in that if i've given smth some thought, i'll never say that i'd never come back to it, but i do have a handful of ideas that i've definitely set aside for the time being. i'm a firm believer in following wherever inspiration strikes, so if i'm not vibing with an idea at the moment, i'll set it aside and return to it if/when i feel like it or get some new ideas (or fresh brainrot lmao)

and i say 'never say never' because i first had the idea for 'here's our own hands against our hearts' back in may of 2021, and i didn't even start writing it til september, and ofc i didn't finish/start posting til december

so, in no particular order, some concepts i've set aside for the moment and hope to return to some day:

(bnha) immortal baku who's stuck with the only other immortal, deku, to help him figure out how to break the curse of immortality. on par with canon, baku very much detests deku :) enemies to lovers style

(genshin from here on out) struggling artist kaeya who lucks into an encounter with renowned art connoisseurs zhongluc, healing and self love ensues

murder husbands zhongchi from the 'to love (and be loved in return) universe, both the getting-together past aspects and the plot after kaeluc's story

a kaeluc tarot fic that follows the progression of the tarot major arcana as inspiration for plot points during a canon-divergent au

Lovesick Fool expanded modern teyvat au, zhongchi getting together fic

dragon zhongli x phoenix diluc

a scene from hoohaoh (x) where childe and diluc talk about how diluc's father might've come into possession of a delusion - it felt a little more heavily focused on some diluc trauma and healing that didn't quite fit with the rest of the story

diluc tricking his roommate kaeya into thinking he's a hot tinder date coming over soon so kaeya will actually clean the house, but kaeya...actually falls for this 'date' pretty hard...

actual pirate kaeya with stowaway childe - canon-divergent au where kaeya's sort of captain of the mond fleet, docked in liyue when childe's escaping the millileth

xiaoven where xiao finally chases after the little spark that floats away from him in his idle only to discover that it's venti

the actual original scene i had in mind that 'to love (and be loved in return)' (x) began to revolve around was a soft kaeluc scene in the hidden-away library where kaeya first showed diluc his magic, and it's also where they first kissed 'for real'...ofc, that never made it into the story, as it evolved quite a lot in other directions lmao

tl(ablir) actually had a LONG history of struggling with the main plot in the background - i went back and forth on crepus being the main antagonist, kaeya's father being the antagonist, the abyss being the antagonist, and so on. intentional and unintentional, in some cases, it went on quite a lot, but none of those concepts really fit the story i wanted to tell

oh another from tl(ablir) - kaeya getting just a little Too Drunk and diluc pushes him too far, implies that he doesn't care about his people (this ended up not fitting well with what i'd established between them). this was going to be his dialogue for the scene:

they have been dying since before i was born i know that they're dying they're dying right now and i can do nothing to stop it. do you think it even occurred to me to refuse your father's offer if it meant helping my people? do you think i drink for FUN? you must think me immeasurably callous if you assume i do not care that my people suffer for our ancestor's mistakes. you must think me heartless, then. and i'd rather be, than face for even a moment the overwhelming grief of so many dead while i sit here in your cushy palace, comfortable and safe

there are also some other ideas that i haven't quite decided to set aside just yet, but who knows when exactly they'll crop up lmao

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